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I found this on my document. i get this from my friend name adi yadi..HAHA..this story was written off on 1 april 2008


TITLE:BROKEN ENGLISH......
(written by ADI YADIY IN DA HOUSE)
WRITTEN ON 1 APRIL 2008


(NOTE:NOT IN THE REALITY!!!)


My name is (SENSORED).i live in Landonia.i am 231 years old.not too old.haha.dont you think it is FUNNY??.i dont have kids because my dick is too short about 1.5 inches...i have 5 wife and all of them became lesbian,idont know how and why?...i have 3 houses..1 in the garden,1 in the kitchen and 1 in the garaj..toy house i mean..(April Fool)hahaha...OK Lets be SERIOUS!!I want to share my story about my adventure when i was (Muda-muda dahulu nyanta)*in malay la*..It was full of funny and sad memory but it will be suspend later ...the story begin when i write 'Action'...

ACTION:


On The Nice great cool super mega ultra day when i was study at 'iceland' i found a guy who has a very long dick.He talk to me "Yoyoyoyoyoo!!!Whassup broo.Ariyariyarii~.GBS..wanna kick some butt nigga??
I can show u a big tits woahaa..u gonna love it.."Then i show my shortest dick and he said"Woahaa..u have shortest dick..

"wanna see my dick...?"He open his trouser and i saw thing like rope..i ask "Yo BiYatch!!what is that rope?is that your dick?so ugly..Then he say to me with full of emotion "This is not ropee~..this is what bitch called Dick From Heaveeen~~~~~..."i think he is crazy so i took off my Samurai from nowhere and i Slash his long penis like french fries and chicken kebab....then we two have super power and fight..(illusion)..
He use 'RASENGAN and i use CHIDORI (note*rasengan and chidori is the word from the cartoon NARUTO)....We fought with full of dramatic scene and romantic theme background...After 1 year fighting at that place without eating,drinking,sleeping,sex,mamblo i was soo tired..so i use my special power "Kentutans mautsss~" Prappuparaaappufff!!!..ITs smell stink like shit...owh damn...suddenly the cloud become very black and its smell was getting stinkier than before.i think its because of the remix of the "kentuts"..the mosquito around dead,the ice cracking,the volcano was erupted,the flower lose their leaves,the earth shaking and the most unbelievable that the polar bears can talk "GAGAGUGUJAJAMBOOBOOL"(means " Oh God!where is the fucking smell come from..help me help me!!")and earthquake happen...After 1948382 second its stop..everything was stop even my dick.stop working..Then everything is black..all i can see is black..and i fainted..

24.60 hours later..i woke up and saw everything was only a desert..im in desert..then i just walk away to find town or anything..10 seconds later..i was so tired so i saw a big rock and went there..i looked the shape of the rock..its look like ass..whatever...then i looked down..i see shit..its funny that shit are lying at the desert..whatever..i continue my journey around the world in 1000 years...10 seconds later i felt tired again..and from there i can see a big rock that 50 km far.the rock look like boob..i rest there for a while..then i looked down i see shit..its was just crazy man....whatever..i did not waste my time so i started to continue my journey again..10 seconds later after that..i felt tired again..so i saw a big rock far far away..now its look like dick..then i rest there for a while..in my mind i was wondering "there must be shit here too.."i looked down and say "Nyangku!!!lurus wah kataku ani..100 ku cakap 100 atu jua salah..pucung banar..binsaa!!"i see shit ...shit again!! soo..i look carefully of it....


Theres something written at the shit..its says"This is chocolatee..if u eat it your wish will be granted...so i eat it..PUARK!!!!its not chocolate it is shit.....fucking damn....
then i wish i could found a town...Fortunately i find a town at last...i dont know where is this place soo i see someone..i call him and ask"Hoi kima....kemaaiiee...ko kajap....tau ko mana ne??aku ni sasat wah.!!."
the man said"fhigwgksjfbgbgskparangparapuparangskaper!!"ahhh????i was wondering what language he said.....
suddenly pretty girl appeared..and said"sory aa~..urang atu sungang bah..yatah nda betantu cakapnya.u mau tau apa cakapnya?cakapnya LU PIKIR LA SENDIRI WHAHA!!.By the way bhapa u ne??eyh salah..atu macam chatting pulang tu~.my name is (SENSORED).."i was terbangang when she talk like that..so i ask her where is this place.."umm (SENSORED)...d mana tampat ane sayang???eyh salah....te sabut tia nah..
malunya aku.menyampah..""u berada di kampung....BATANG PISANG BEBULU LABAT KADANG KADANG INDA LABAT......"i was shocked.what kind of town is that..then i said "Sebenarnya me suka u wah..buleh u jadi gf me??sayang..""okaaay~..me pun suka u.she replied
"then she kiss mee...PUFFFFF!!!!!!!!DAMN...WHAT IS THIS..I WAS ONLY DREAMING!! OH SHIT..ITS AFTERNOON ALREADY..MY CAT KISS ME..BITCH...
thats why from now i hate cat...damn..okay thats all my story..from the beginning i think its real..but its only dreamm...OK..

....damn.....cat.....dirty....shit.......died u cat.....i hate u........asshole...!!!tututututututttttt....